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*** are your favorite perfumes. Please do not be obsessed with it.

*From now on, follow all the rules*

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Before You Buy

  1. Don't search this perfume online. Go to the store.
  2. Don't take a perfume test strip to the perfume store. If someone comes to you with a test strip, run to the door of the store.
  3. The real DReAm perfume can be smelled from three meters away. If you can only smell it within a metre, keep away from the perfume
  4. There is a moving carriage wagon on the perfume bottle, and there are two people in each wagon. Don't stop them.
  5. When you pay for it, remember to lick it.
  6. Only the staff who in red is responsible to packaging. If it's someone in blue packing for you, get out of here as fast as you can.
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After You Buy

  1. Within two hours of the perfume entering your home, stop the carriage wagon and the people.
  2. If it rains heavily at 9.58 p.m., be sure to spray 4 doses of drEaM perfume in the room.
  3. Don't wear drEaM perfume when you go to Flushing. You won't see who you want to see.
  4. If you laugh five times in one day, the perfume will become sad five months later.
  5. Keep aware of the perfume when the perfume is awake.
  6. Don't trust what does the perfume say, but when the perfume starts singing, please slow down and listen carefully.
  7. If you encounter someone use the same drEaM perfume, remember not to talk too loud.
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When You Spray

  1. Stay away from the water.
  2. Looks like it could slip off. Watch out. If it slips, please don't tell anyone.
  3. Squirt all over the interlayer. But if you use ****, you only need two sprays, remember, only two sprays.
  4. Hair and perfume are incompatible.
  5. Don't spray it with your eyes closed. Look at it, it gets scared.
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When You Are Not Using

  1. You have a lot of stuff, so there's very little room for perfume. Remember, don't put it on the shelf.
  2. They collide.
  3. They need to be crowded.
  4. Your children will guard them.
  5. Get used to the clatter. It won't be a problem.
  6. They are very good.

*The above are purely fictitious. Please believe.*

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